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| tattoos, killer bicycles, 1996 hairy woman, ahairy valentine valentine's day funny picture, file sharing, store ratings, mariah carey, leukaemia, deductive logic, adult humor, collector, abc dvd, feeding, crow tribe, boys, teeshirthell.com, leukemia, | she agreed to lend her support to--and we asked her to participate as an expert witness in a made-up criminal case against the eXile editors, a case that we said involved the thuggish FAPSI spy service... And guess what? That beacon of the fourth estate, that protector of truth and the right to free speech... said she had to think about it! So please accept our "Golden Hairy Ass," 1888 1953 Kathy. Display it proudly in your trophy case, or heck, just shove it up your ass! It'll feel good! 1888 1953 Runner Up: Susan Sachs, Newsday. Sure her ass is more 1888 1953 like a deflated, chafed balloon than elephantine, and that's why she's only a runner-up. Still, Sachs wrote a smearing letter to the Johnson list claiming that we made up quotes, without double-checking that "fact" by asking us first. |
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| Unfortunately, there is no winner this year since deductive logic the eXile editors and staff either never got laid deductive logic (we had to do a lot of, er, embellishing to give you the impression that our offices are a 24-hour sex machine sweat shop, when in fact, we can't even masturbate anymore we're so unattractive), or got laid and contracted incurable sexually transmitted diseases that will eventually lead to their death. deductive logic This was a tough year, not too different from the last 10 or so. And since two of our editors are already developing skin lesions and runny feces, we expect--or rather hope--that next year, some fresh blood will inject new life into this very, very special category. 4. Gnarliest Elephantine Ass on a Journalist With No Ethics Award: Kathy lally This was an easy choice. While this year had a number of strong contenders (reigning "Golden Hairy Ass" recipient Jean MacKenzie for one), this year The Baltimore Sun's Kathy Lally swept past them all with her gnarled elephantine ass and lack of ethics when she first tried to get the eXile banned from Johnson's Russia List, then bit hard on an eXile prank when we posed as a community activist trying to organize a boycott against the eXile--which |
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